I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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