Are we in a gay sports bar?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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