I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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