and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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