I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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