The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
