Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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