arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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