i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish you could order shots online.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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