I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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