Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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