You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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