Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You can't motorboat a personality
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
3pm strippers are depressing
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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