i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
the liver wants what the liver wants
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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