It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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