I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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