Sponge bath it is.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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