Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
