She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Damn victory sex feels great
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
