I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
