She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
