everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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