have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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