Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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