someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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