He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
this will be a night to untag.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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