We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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