She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
