People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So. Much. Porn.
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