Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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