I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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