wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
as a side note pls kill me
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
