I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The chlamydia really affected his face.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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