you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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