Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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