I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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