I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I love you.
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