you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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