I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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