yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
3 2 1 whiskey
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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