Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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