Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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