Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
