Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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