k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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