So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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