I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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