found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
