if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
