Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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