I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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