Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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